Yes, for only $199.99 you can be the proud owner of the new, the amazing, the irreplaceable ARIZONA BRUSH GUARD. Do not accept substitutes. This is the REAL DEAL. You will not find this anywhere else.What can it do you for you ask? Well let me just start by saying that this is the most amazing piece of automotive ingenuity. Why this one picture above actually mounted itself.
YES, that right! Mounted itself. No special tools needed and no assembly.
Now when you are driving down the roads in Arizona you can have the confidence to exceed the speed limit like everyone else knowing that you are protected by the ARIZONA BRUSH GUARD.
It will capture lallygagging roadrunners, it will put an end to those slippery sidewinders. Any and all annoying future roadkill meals will be easily caught in your new ARIZONA BRUSH GUARD.
Hurry now and we will throw in for absolutely nothing the AMAZING ARIZONA WALKING WATER STICK. These sticks are currently being carried by obnoxious tourist as they merrily hike the trails. What can these sticks do for you. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU.
They can tell you if there is water nearby. Simply throw the stick in a nearby creek or wash bottom. If it floats away then there is water. If it stays where you threw it, pick it up and try again. Hours of entertainment. Also, it can tell you if you are going uphill or down.
How you ask? Well if the stick is taller then you, you are going uphill and if it is shorter, then you are going down.
I KNOW, TRULY AMAZING.
REMEMBER all this can be yours for only $199.99. But act quick, time is running out!
